There Is This Blonde And She Goes Into The Store And Says Can I Buy That Tv
and The Lady Says No We Dont Sale To Blondes, So She Leaves And Then She
dies Her Hair Brown, She Goes Back Into The Store And Says Can I Buy That Tv
and The Lady Said No We Dont Sale To Blondes She Said "how Do You Know
im A Blonde". And The Store Lady Said"because Thats Not A Tv Its A
microwave.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Mirror
Ralph Nader, Al Gore And George W. Bush Go To A Fitness Spa For Some Fun. After A Stimulating, Healthy Lunch, All Three Decide To Visit The Men's Room And They Find A Strange-looking Gent Sitting At The Entrance Who Says;
"welcome To The Gentlemen's Room. Be Sure To Check Out Our Newest Feature: A Mirror That, If You Look Into It And Say Something Truthful, You Will Be Rewarded With Your Wish. But, Be Warned, For If You Say Something False, You Will Be Sucked Into The Mirror To Live In A Void Of Nothingness For All Eternity!"
the Men Quickly Entered And Upon Finding The Mirror, Ralph Nader Steps Up And Says, "i Think I'm The Most Truthful Of Us Three" And He Suddenly Finds The Keys To A Brand New Bentley In His Hands.
al Gore Steps Up And Says "i Think I'm The Most Ambitious Of Us Three" And In An Instant He Was Surrounded By A Pile Of Money To Fund His Presidential Campaign.
excited Over The Possibility Of Having A Wish Come True, George W. Bush Looks Into The Mirror And Says, "i Think --", And Is Promptly Sucked Into The Mirror.
"welcome To The Gentlemen's Room. Be Sure To Check Out Our Newest Feature: A Mirror That, If You Look Into It And Say Something Truthful, You Will Be Rewarded With Your Wish. But, Be Warned, For If You Say Something False, You Will Be Sucked Into The Mirror To Live In A Void Of Nothingness For All Eternity!"
the Men Quickly Entered And Upon Finding The Mirror, Ralph Nader Steps Up And Says, "i Think I'm The Most Truthful Of Us Three" And He Suddenly Finds The Keys To A Brand New Bentley In His Hands.
al Gore Steps Up And Says "i Think I'm The Most Ambitious Of Us Three" And In An Instant He Was Surrounded By A Pile Of Money To Fund His Presidential Campaign.
excited Over The Possibility Of Having A Wish Come True, George W. Bush Looks Into The Mirror And Says, "i Think --", And Is Promptly Sucked Into The Mirror.
Monday, December 1, 2008
Bush and Puzzle
His Closest Advisors Came To Visit Dubya At The White House One Evening And Found Him Slamming Down Beers And Whooping It Up. They Were Astonished Since He Had Given Up Drinking Years Ago. When Asked Why He Was Off The Wagon, Dubya Replied That He Was Celebrating Finishing A Jigsaw Puzzle. They Smiled And Told Him That Wasn't Much Of An Accomplishment. "ah, But You're Wrong. I Did It In Record Time." When Asked What That Record Was, He Replied That He Had Finished It After Only 6 Months. Again, They Told Him That Wasn't That Great. "oh Yeah?" Said The Commander In Chief, "well The Box Says 3-5 Years!"
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